teaat2am:

the truth about loki

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(Source: emregis, via allonsyblue)

water break 

ryu-gemini:

dave tries his best to boost the new avatar’s confidence in his own strider-y way.

it doesn’t turn out well.

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laphamsquarterly:

“I am very cold”

“The parchment is very hairy.”

“Oh, my hand.”

—Notes from medieval monks and scribes in the margins of their work

Our latest issue “Means of Communication” is now online. Take a break from the scriptorium to check it out! 

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askthestriders:

(via fuckyeahdavestrider)

• comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
• fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
• comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
• fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
• comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
• fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
• Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
• Fandom Tavros: i WILL, uH, nOW COMMENCE TO CRY, uH, aND SWOON ABOUT, uH, EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB, uH, uH, uH, uH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
• comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS.
• Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
• Comic Terezi: JUST1C3 1S 4LW4YS R1GHT! H4H4 1 LOV3 B31NG BL1ND 4ND 4LSO 4NNOY1NG P3OPL3 4ND M4K1NG MORB1D JOK3S! D4V3S VULG4R S3NS3 OF HUMOR 1S K1ND OF N4STY 4ND GROSS3S M3 OUT
• Fandom Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 FUCK M3 H4RD H3H3H3 R1GHT H3R3 R1GHT NOW H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 4LSO 1 C4N'T H3H3 D3F3ND MYS3LF B3C4US3 1'M 4 W1MP H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 WH4T 1S 4 H3H3 B4CKBON3 H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3!

moriar-tea:

[high-res]  Superwholock Omens request for claudiers, one of the giveaway winners. Sorry it’s not traditional, it was giving me a hard time on paper…but it’ll be a larger print than the trad would’ve been! ;)

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pencilfish:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

#i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy

i can’t

oh my god

Freudian slips forever

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kermitthefrrog:

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

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k-nein:

shutupandgetinthetardis:

acciodoctorboosh:

I can see the Doctor singing “I’ll Make a M an Out of You” to all his companions when he teaches them the ins and outs of time travel. Or maybe a time traveler out of you. I have the weirdest mind

I’d like to apologize for the following but no, you don’t have a weird mind, see, mine does it too.

*Drum intro*

Ten
Let’s get down to business
To see time and space
Welcome to the TARDIS
You should see your face

You’re just a gawping human girl
But you can bet before we’re through
I’ll make a first-rate Companion out of you

The Universe is quite big
But it’s brilliant too
Really, just don’t do that
My clever talking will see us through

You’re an awkward loud stumbling Earthling
And you haven’t got a clue
But I’ll still make a Companion out of you

Rose
I’m never gonna leave your side

Martha
Say goodbye to med school for me

Donna
Why has it got twelve arms but not any hands?

Rose
It won’t ever end, this ride

Martha
I swear he only looks right through me

Donna
Oi, what exactly d’you mean by that, Space Man?

Women
Companions

Ten
You must be swift as these converse sneakers

Women
Companions

Ten
And try to keep up with my massive IQ

Women
Companions

Ten
With all these settings on my sonic screwdriver
There is so much more to see, to say, to do!

Time and space before us
There’s so much to see
You’d better love the running
Now then, allons-y

There are times when everybody lives
But not very often, it’s true
Times like these make a Companion out of you

Women
Companions

Ten
You must be swift as these converse sneakers

Women
Companions

Ten
And try to keep up with my massive IQ

Women
Companions

Ten
With all these settings on my sonic screwdriver
There is so much more to see, to say, to do!

All
Companions

All (a capella)
We are as swift as his converse sneakers
Companions
We do our best with that enormous IQ
Companions
Learn some of the settings on the sonic screwdriver

All
There’s always so much more to see, to say, to do!

I’m so sorry, I really am. I wrote it in fifteen minutes don’t juuuudge meeee.

oh

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I used to be here intermittently and in secret, and then this thing called addiction happened.
(but I'm still here in secret)

Things I like a lot:
•Homestuck •Doctor Who •Sherlock •Good Omens •Misfits

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